Old lady with the Hat

The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the
wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not
intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing
up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto
this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said
the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir,
anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this
hat yesterday!"