Asian Girl

An Asian girl walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that she was the only Asian gal there.
As she sat down, she noticed a white girl behind her.
The white girl said, 'Coloured people are not allowed here.'
The Asian gal turned around and stood up.
She then said:
'listen....when i was born, i was Asian '
'When i grew up, i was Asian '
'When i'm sick, i'm Asian '
'When i go in the sun, i'm Asian '
'When I'm cold, i'm Asian, '
'When i die, i'll be 'Asian



But YOU....'


'When you're born, you're pink, '
'When you grow up, you're white, '
'When you're sick, you're green, '
'When you go in the sun, you turn red, '
'When you're cold, you turn blue, '
'And when you die, you turn purple.'
'And you have the nerve to call me coloured?!!!'