Go to School

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up...
MOM:wake up,wake up son...itz time to go to school.
SON: but why ,, mama ? i dont want to go to school.
MOM: ok dear, but give me two reazonz why u dont want to go to school.
SON: one all, the children hate me. second, all the teacherz hate me.
MOM: oh boi thatz not a reazon. come on, u hav to go to school.
SON: give me two gud reazonz WHY i SHOULD go to school?
MOM: one u are fifty-two years old and should understand your responsibilities & secondly u are the PRINCIPAL of the school.....