If you stick that damn thing in me......

Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, "Tell me, Mary,
who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic
boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
"Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord
and Savior?" But
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. "Jesus Christ!"
shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Mary fell back to
sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What
did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again,
Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick
that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Teacher fainted...