Old & Young's Viewpoint

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

"The young guy says, "That's OK. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find
her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long
legs, and big boobs. She's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and
no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old timer says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"