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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

What a Friendship!

Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit are walking through the woods trying to hide the fact that they don't really like each other, when they come across a golden frog. They are really surprised yet even more so when it starts talking. It tells them that it will give each of them three wishes to wish for whatever they want.

Mr Bear immediately says "I wish all the other bears in this wood were female."

The frog grants the wish. Then Mr Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet which promptly appears. He places it on his head. Mr Bear looks at Mr rabbit strangely then says "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were female."

The frog grants the wish.

Mr Rabbit then wishes for a motorbike, which immediately appears. He gets on and starts revving the engine. At this Mr Bear starts complaining that Mr Rabbit has wasted wishes that he could have used. Shaking his head, he wishes that all the bears in the world were female, leaving him as the only male bear in the whole world. The frog grants the wish and Mr Bear starts jumping up and down.

The frog and Mr Bear then look at Mr rabbit, waiting to hear his final wish.

Mr Rabbit looks thoughtful, revs his motorbike, says "I wish Mr bear was gay!" and speeds off as fast as he can!!!

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