Erotic Confession

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."




The priest said: "Confess your sins and be forgiven."




The young woman said: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."




The priest thought long and hard and then said: "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."




The young woman asked: "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"




The priest said: "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."