Maid

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now
Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I
Want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
Than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover
than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as
well?'

Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE !