Wrong Approach

Married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, `You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and quietly coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom, ease into bed and my wife
STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!'

His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the wardrobe, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's body and say, "How about a little nookie honey?"

...And she's always sound asleep'.