Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective Chen Lee, to report any activities while was gone to work.

A few days later he received this report from the renowned detective:

Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch. He come to house. I watch. He & she leave house. I follow. He & she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. He play with she, she play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee.

Yours truly,

Chen Lee