Mr. Smith : Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Mr. Smith : Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Mr. Smith : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
Mr. Smith : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
(After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...)
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Mr. Smith : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Mr. Smith : What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Mr. Smith : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!! !!