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Friday, June 4, 2010


Mr. Smith went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Mr. Smith : Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Mr. Smith : Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Mr. Smith : What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Mr. Smith : Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

(After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...)

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Mr. Smith : Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Mr. Smith : What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Mr. Smith : Sorry, wrong number!!!!!! !!

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