One Liners...........

>>>> > When a wife was asked: What book do
>>>> > you like the best?
>>>> > She answers: My husband's cheque
>>>> > book..
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>>>> > Living on Earth may be expensive, but
>>>> > it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
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>>>> > Your future depends on your dreams
>>>> > So go to sleep !
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>>>> > Love is photogenic;
>>>> > it needs darkness to develop
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>>>> > A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
>>>> > Short enough to pertain interest and
>>>> > long enough to cover the subject
>>>> >
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>>>> > ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's
>>>> > in a hurry ?
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>>>> > Work fascinates me
>>>> > I can look at it for hours !
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>>>> > God made relatives;
>>>> > Thank God we can choose our friends
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>>>> >
>>>> > Children in backseats cause accidents;
>>>> > Accidents in backseats cause children !
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>>>> > A girl is like a road; the more curves
>>>> > she has the more dangerous she is!
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>>>> > A Policeman catches a guy who was
>>>> > crossing the street at a wrong place
>>>> > and shouts Why are you crossing here?
>>>> > Can't you see a zebra crossing there
>>>> > The guy replies Let the zebra cross.
>>>> > What can I do
>>>> >
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>>>> > Do you know of a fellow who parked his
>>>> > car in front
>>>> > of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
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>>>> > A drunk was hauled into court.
>>>> > Mister,the judge began, you've been
>>>> > brought here for
>>>> > drinking..
>>>> > Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we
>>>> > get started?
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>>>> > Can you do anything that other people
>>>> > can't?
>>>> > Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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>>>> > Whom are you working for?
>>>> > Same people. My wife and four kids..
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>>>> > I heard you have a cat that can say
>>>> > her own name..
>>>> > Yes. Meow..
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>>>> > No one has ever complained of a
>>>> > parachute not opening..
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>>>> > Divorce has become so common that my
>>>> > wife and I are
>>>> > staying married just to be different..