> BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> BOY : You love me...
> GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> GIRL : How soon??
> BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
> MAN : You remind me of the sea.
> WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
> WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
> HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
> MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
> PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
> Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
> Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
> Pupil : "The moon".
> Teacher : "Why?"
> Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
> gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
> Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?"
> Pupil : "A teacher".
> Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
> Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
> My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
> current affairs.