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Sunday, February 7, 2010

SMS Collections 1

Son: Teacher says, `Father is the pillar of the family` then what`s mom?
Dad: She makes the pillar stiff, strong and worthwhile to raise a family.

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card

Boss to a lady during interview: What's the difference between Paperclip and Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.

If necessity is the mother of invention, then.. Frustration is the father of masturbation!

What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !

While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.

Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

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