Dad: She makes the pillar stiff, strong and worthwhile to raise a family.
Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card
Boss to a lady during interview: What's the difference between Paperclip and Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
If necessity is the mother of invention, then.. Frustration is the father of masturbation!
What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !
While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.
Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.
What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
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