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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Ice cream shop

A man walks around the beach looking for something to cool him down in the heat. He sees an icecream shop with a sign outside, “Any flavour icecream you want made here”. Curious, he walks in…

Hi, can you really make any flavour ice creams? He asks.

Yep. Anything, the guy behind the counter answers.

Thinking of something difficult, he says… OK, I’ll have a fish and chips ice cream.

The shop attendant scratches his head. Give me 2 mins.

Two minutes later, he returns with an ice cream. The customer tries it. Hmm, I can taste the fish, but what about the chips?

Turn it round the shopkeeper says.

Sure enough the other side tasted of chips.

Impressed, he orders another one. This time, I’ll have an ice cream of Bangers and Mash.

Give me 5 minutes he says.

5 mins later he returns with an ice cream. Sure enough, it tastes of Bangers.

Where’s the mash the customer asks…

Turn it round. Sure enough, Bangers and Mash.

Impressed, the customer thinks for a while. OK, this is going to be difficult. Give me an ice cream that tastes like a womans fanny!

The shopkeeper thinks for a minute. OK, give me 10 mins.

After 10 mins, he returns with an ice cream. The customer tastes it.

Ugh! Sick! This tastes like shit! The disgusted customer exclaims!

The shopkeeper says… Turn it round.

1 comment:

fetus said...

hahaha... i almost didn't get this.

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