Showing posts with label Interesting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interesting. Show all posts

Monday, February 8, 2010

Eye/Brain Test

Sit comfortably and be calm. This is a serious eye/brain function test.


Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
6999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Sunday, February 7, 2010

How can a student pass??

How can a student pass the exams?
Why student fails in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days
Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????
Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ?????"

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Lesson

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"

The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"

Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"

So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

Its Tony Blair

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb s**ts, it's Tony Blair!"

Monday, January 4, 2010

Important Facts

Importance: High

Height of the Eiffel Tower varies by as much as six inches, depending on the temperature.

A mosquito has 47 teeth.

The total weight of all insects on Earth is twelve times greater than the weight of all people.

Robots in Japan pay union dues.

American media mogul Ted Turner owns 1.5 percent of New Mexico.

The shrimp's heart is in its head.

In the Arctic, the sun sometimes appears to be square.

Students at U.S. colleges and universities read about 60,000 pages in four years.

Because they are on opposite sides of the San Andreas fault, Los Angeles and San Francisco become 2.5 inches closer
together each year.

It took engineers 22 years to design the zipper.

There is enough stone in the Great Wall of China to build an eight-foot wall circling the globe at the equator

Human bones can withstand stresses of twenty-four thousand pounds per square inch.

The bacteria found on human skin is roughly the numerical equivalent of all the humans on Earth.

There are over 3 million lakes in Alaska. The largest, Lake Iliamna, is the size of Connecticut.

Up to three thousand species of trees have been cataloged in one square mile of the Amazon jungle.

The candlefish is so oily that it once was burned for fuel.

A cockroach can live for several weeks without its head.

When North America was first settled, beavers there grew to the size of bears.

Worldwide, about 40 square miles of land are transformed into desert each day.

The brightest star in the sky, Sirius, gives out twenty-six times as much light as the Sun.

Prior to World War II, when guards were posted at the fence, anyone could wander right up to the front door of the U.S.
President's residence, the White House.

To keep from being separated while sleeping, sea otters tie themselves together with kelp, often drifting miles out to
sea during the night.

The oldest national flag still in existence, that of Denmark, dates back to the 13th century.

Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across
Utah to avoid high freight rates.

Mosquitoes are attracted to blue more than any other color.

Mosquitoes have killed more people than have all the world's wars combined.

In 1859 twenty-four rabbits were released in Australia. Within six years the population grew to two million.

Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.

The ashes of the metal magnesium are heavier than magnesium itself.

The telephone was 51 years old before one was installed on the desk of the President of the United States.

All office-seekers in the Roman empire were obliged to wear a certain white toga for a period of one year before the
election.

Uranus is the only planet that rotates on its side.

In 1936, American track star Jesse Owens beat a race horse over a 100-yard course. The horse was given a head start.

Due to its reclining S shape, the sun rises on the Pacific Coast and sets on the Atlantic Coast in the Isthmus of
Panama.

When tea was first introduced in the American colonies, many people not knowing what to do with the stuff-served the tea
leaves with sugar or syrup and threw away the water they had been boiled in.

The temperature in eastern Siberia can get so cold that the moisture in a person's breath can freeze in the air and fall
to the ground.

Worldwide, there are more statues of Joan of Arc than of anone else. France alone has about 40,000 of them.

Leonardo da Vinci spent twelve years painting the Mona Lisa's lips.

During 18th-century France, visitors to the royal palace in Versailles were allowed to stand in a roped-off section of
the main dining room and watch the king and queen eat.

A lifetime supply of all the vitamins you need weighs only about eight ounces.

Just a moderate sunburn can cause such damage to the blood vessels that it takes three to ten months for them to return
to their normal condition.

Each day is 0.00000002 seconds longer than the one before because the Earth is gradually slowing down.

Product Wording

Product Wording... This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean...

NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell.

LESS FATTENING - Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

NON-REFUNDABLE - We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.

FAT FREE - You pay for the food, but the fat is free.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Different Language: Annie Wan

Root of problem: The chinese name - Annie Wan (Anyone)


Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!


Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.


Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?


Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.


Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)


Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Unavoidable laws of the natural universe

These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Go to School

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up...
MOM:wake up,wake up son...itz time to go to school.
SON: but why ,, mama ? i dont want to go to school.
MOM: ok dear, but give me two reazonz why u dont want to go to school.
SON: one all, the children hate me. second, all the teacherz hate me.
MOM: oh boi thatz not a reazon. come on, u hav to go to school.
SON: give me two gud reazonz WHY i SHOULD go to school?
MOM: one u are fifty-two years old and should understand your responsibilities & secondly u are the PRINCIPAL of the school.....

Count "F"

Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this ..
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!! !!!!!

Try this its actually quite good. But don't cheat! Count the number of F's in the following text in 15 seconds:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Managed it?

Scroll down only after you have counted them! OK?













How many?


Three?



(You are definitely male!!!)


Wrong, there are six - no joke!


Read again!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

The reasoning is further down... The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF". Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has a brain of a Female You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you to work it out.

Amazing Home Remedies

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING
WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOU VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.

IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Rearrange the Letters

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH :
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

3 Minutes of Fun

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK OUT AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T
!!

Take just three minutes and it will freak you out! The person who sent this said her
wish came true ten minutes after they read the mail. BUT NO CHEATING!!

First get a pen and paper:
When you actually choose names, make sure they are people you actually know and go with
your first instincts!
Scroll down one line at a time don't read ahead or you will ruin the fun!!

1. First write down the numbers 1 through to 11 in a column


2. Then beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.


3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite
sex.


Don't look ahead or it won't turn out right!!


4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family ) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.


Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did!!


5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.


6. Finally, make a wish.


And here is the key of the game:


1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love
3. The person in 7 is one that you like but can't work out
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person in number 5 is the one who knows you very well
6. The person in 6 is your lucky star
7. The Song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind
10. And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life

Try it out and keep it to ur self.
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